Tattle Boyz

T Tattle wears glasses. G Tattle does not. Both dark hair. Best friends since G brought T a bag of cookies on a bad day. That was the whole conversation.

The biggest win is always a buy-one-get-one-free on snacks, so you can give one to a friend. We don’t have a favorite snack. Picking one would be unfair to the others.

We have won a poker hand for snack money. We have also opened a bank vault for a limited edition soda. Both are filed under “winning.”

Ms. and Mr. Chardonnay, if the shop’s open. Tim Apple, if he’s not currently monitoring our messages. Anyone who has beaten our high score in Snack Attack — we would like to know how, once.